“That’s one song in the bank. Next song. NEXT SONG!”
Cheers Jack Black, I had thought the same: one post in the bank. Next post. Now I could move on to bigger and better tales, fantastic stories of awkward moments in which I feature, morose tales of toe curling cringe… but someone had something to say about ‘Thai Bride?”…
“I read your ‘tales from the bedside’ episode with interest and showed it to my uncle who, as i told you, will write my emails until my Engliish has improved. It was a great story with a thickening plot behind it which was well received by your mates – but not quite a fair or balanced account i think.. Sorry to disappoint you but the ‘plot’ unfortunately didn’t exist – my uncle wouldn’t consider an unemployed graduate with no track record as a suitable suitor. Any talk of marriage by you is premature and was certainly not even mentioned by me during our brief time together – I have a career in Thailand to consider and also find it far too cold to live here – even in summer. I would like to have some English friends and have now been out with many boys and girls, including you, and am having a great time overall. I would also ideally like to have an English husband in due course – English men tend to look after their wives better on the whole – but it will be difficult to find eventually a good man who wishes to settle with me in Thailand. Thanks for your company but clearly we do not communicate our feelings accurately or well so i think it better if we went our separate ways. Good luck in the future.”
Oh Dear.
The Warm Up 